stoner buzzkill


one who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.
ted: man those were dank headies we got
bill: no this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
ted: dude your being a stoner buzzkill

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