Stoner Deeds


the very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(cannabis/sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.
hernando:yo kian do you wanna go get super f-ckin blazed?

kian:yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

hernando:oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!

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