stoner philosophy
stoner philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.
not to be confused with ‘stoner logic’, which contains a much more comical slant. for example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.
dude a: ‘dude, isn’t it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?’
dude b: ‘nice stoner philosophy dude.’
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