Stoner Sandwich


a sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.
tost-tos cheese dip, doritos cool ranch, and lays bbq chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.
a sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.
taco bell/dominos stoner sandwich: crushed doritos and hot sauce in a $2 chicken burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.

friend: dude, what is that?
stoner: i call it the chicken burrito pizza sandwich.
squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious h-ts of the kind.
“last night, i scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching family guy.”
peanut b-tter and egg sandwich
one day, two stoners, one of which wanted peanut b-tter, the other wanting eggs, decided to come together to make a peanut b-tter and egg sandwich, the ultimate stoner sandwich

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