stoner trap
noun, any object, organic or inorganic, that will attract the attention of an oblivious stoner and effing lock him or her into place, thus rendering them useless to society for at least 10-15 minutes. eg. computers, tv, cats, youtube, video games, more weed, online head shops, trippy posters, eating
“sorry i was late, my computer was a total stoner trap.”
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