Stoner War
a military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of stonerland and tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. the allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.
the bongunist party was instated as a unified emergency war government in tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary doob squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. the doob squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the ghanja heritage base in tokeopia, and the “compound” (area 69) and the “birdsh-t” (birdensheissen) airfield in stonerland.
the doob squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered atom bong in 2004, the stoner war resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the union of stonerland and tokeopia.
“y’know, i fought back in the stoner war…” “you need a life! now!”
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