Stoners Tan


a stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling m-ss amounts of the chemical substance “thc”) in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. this burn is called a stoners tan. stoners tan’s are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.
haha~ tyler’s a f-cking idiot getting stoned and p-ssing out in his backyard. he’s reppin’ the stoner tan to the fullest!

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