stoning out


zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant “cannabis”.
p-ssyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of “tetrahydrocannabinol”. after some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

waitress: may i take your order?

p-ssyface: what?

waitress: do you know what you want to order?

p-ssyface: oh! no…sorry i was stoning out.

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