Stonked


to be severely stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

to get stonked or stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of weed or cannabis either in spliffs or bongs etc
tim: dude i’m absolutely f–king stonked!
daz: dude me too, no more spliff for me i’ll chuck a whitie!

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