stool eater


a sl-t who’s v-g-n- is so loose and flappy that when she sits on a bar stool her p-ssy devours it like a starved ethiopian.
dude why is she sitting on the floor…shes not. shes a stool eater, her p-ssy just ate the bar stool!

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