a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. because trump has a height advantage over clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen trump’s advantage. the idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than trump or anyone alive.
after hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!
- lezbo bomb
when a guy asks a girl out on a date or wants to buy her a drink and she uses the excuse that she is gay. 1. him, “excuse me can i by you a drink?” her, “your cute and all but sorry i’m a lesbian!” buddy,”dude she is so hot what happened?” him, “man […]
- cookie table
a pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception. i’m going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie […]
- staycation arrangement
a temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display. derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, […]
a tumblr blog famous for arguing with people who have missed her blatant jokes, which generally revolve around her purposefully toying with bad grammar, though one post that started arguments was a joke about heteros*xual men, and some people thought the post was serious. the most well known post is when she brags about having […]