stool stealer


a comical name for a male h-m-s-xual (f-ggot) – much like the “back-door-bandit”, suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his p-n-s into another mans -n-s
john: “whats with all these f-ckin dirty stool stealers ted?”
ted: “i think we’re in one of those f-g bars john”
john: “how can you tell? they all look the same these days!”

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