Stoolcat
noun.) a dump so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point it breaks the surface of the water resembling a cat sitting on a stool. furthermore a stoolcat can be sub-categorized depending on its physical attributes. i.e. the calico stoolcat (corn and water chestnuts) the siamese stoolcat (grey in color) etc.
example 1:
shawn: “dude, was that you that just left a stoolcat in my toilet?”
mike: ” ha! yeah, i know how much you love those little guys!”
example 2:
jake: “oh my god i have to cr-p so bad i bet i’ll leave a stoolcat!”
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