stoolchoker


1. a quant-ty of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (a pile of sh-t you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).

2. a person that creates enough sh-t in one sitting to plug up a toilet.
1. phew! you’d better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker i just laid in there.

2. you godd-mn stoolchoker! you get the plunger and take care of it, you -sshole!

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