Stoolie

short for “stool pigeon” which means all of the below:

1. someone that’s a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.

2. someone that’s a rat or a snitch in any way.
never trust a stoolie.
a snitch or rat.
she told the teacher i cheated on my test, what a stoolie.
a stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. the stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to cl-ss or working. stoolies are active partic-p-nts of the site and contribute to the site’s success. stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email “smokes”, blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, “wake-ups”, celebrity -sses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. in addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, “neil” was actually a fictional creation of el presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil’s name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). this conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. after the boston marathon bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. however, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as el pres’s nose.
from barstool comment section: “my boss just caught me trying to guess rachel bison’s -ss and is having barstool blocked from my computer…turns out the it guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking “barstoolsport.com”. f-ckin’ stoolies everywhere man, this b-tch cant hold me down.”

kfc: “the stoolies are an interesting breed.”

stoolies: “we want to wake up to renee portnoy!”
el pres: “stoolies, shut the f-ck up.”
a stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. the stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to cl-ss or working. stoolies are active partic-p-nts of the site and contribute to the site’s success. stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email “smokes”, blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, “wake-ups”, celebrity -sses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. in addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, “neil” was actually a fictional creation of el presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil’s name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). this conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. after the boston marathon bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. however, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as el pres’s nose.
from barstool comment section: “my boss just caught me trying to guess rachel bison’s -ss and is having barstool blocked from my computer…turns out the it guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking “barstoolsport.com”. f-ckin’ stoolies everywhere man, this b-tch cant hold me down.”

kfc: “the stoolies are an interesting breed.”

stoolies: “we want to wake up to renee portnoy!”

el pres: “stoolies, shut the f-ck up.”
a stoolie is a swirly administered with t-rds in the toilet bowl. also known as a sh-tty-twister or a hair doo.
oh man i had to use a box of qtips to get all the t-rd out of my ears after mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.