Stop & Go Traffic
when on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. you often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. this traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.
boss(on phone with employee): why are you so late for work?
employee(on phone with boss): sorry, sir, i ran into some stop & go traffic!!!
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