Store Bought


a special way of refering to an adopted freak.
i was homemade, but my sister’s a store bought.
used in contrast to ‘so hot’ to refer to someone who’s ‘s-xy’ look is completely dependent on their cash flow and mindless fad following as opposed to being authentically and naturally gorgeous. often ‘store bought’ individuals are attempting to mimic whichever celebrity is popular at the moment. some of these celebrities are also ‘store bought’
“oh look!, another store bought brittany look-alike.

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