storecerer
a flattering euphemism for a clerk. a shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.
comic shop patron #1 (to the comic shop clerk): i see you’ve acquired a signed copy of “david boring”, you are quite the storecerer.
game shop patron #1 (to the game shop clerk): glad to see you’ve purged the shop of all d&d versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
game shop clerk: i think it’s what the gygax would’ve wanted.
game shop patron #2: you, sir, are a mighty storecerer!
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