Stormgasm


when a storm chaser sees their first tornado or other large scale extreme weather system close up they make an animal-like screeching/whooping sound.
storm chaser #1 sees tornado coming at him: “holy cr-p! whoooooo oh my god this is awesome!!!”

storm chaser #2: “stop having a stormgasm!”
the feeling one who is p-ssionate about weather gets when looking at a perfectly defined hurricane or tornado.
meteorologist: dude, look at the eyewall on this hurricane, it’s so perfect!

friend 1: yea, it looks like a powerful storm.

meteorologist: it’s so beautiful and the eye is so well defined! ooooohhhhhhhh!

friend 1: dude, what the h-ll is wrong with you?

meteorologist: i’ll be right back…

friend 2: what just happened?

friend 1: aw, man. i guess he just had another stormgasm, he will be delayed for a second…

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