when a woman bieng f-cked in the -ss lets out a long, wet fart
she had a very stormy sea when i was doing her doggy style
- slow to woa
wasted as f-ck “oh god what is even l don’t enemy now ..just dropped phone i set the doors on slow morons this is having stock freaking sick sorry totally choked 15 shoes shots totally gonna rahway this when i’m sobee what even is that? thank god for autocorrect good dawns you like jscj hold […]
- there aren't any definitions for this word
there are, don’t lie to yourself. this is what the urban dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool. john: what does “fam” mean? urban dictionary: there aren’t any definitions for this word.
- fifa sesh
a period of time whereby two or more friends play, either against eachother or against strangers, online matches on fifa football. the session will end once a player(s) are satisfied either their opponents or themselves have been suitably beaten over the course of however many matches took place in the session do you fancy a […]
the sound a gun would make if it was r-t-rded and was vomiting sh-t everywhere guy: firing! gun: shakalakrz shakalakrz shakalakrz guy: for f-cks sake…
when you’ve given up smoking and the only way to get kicks is to use your vapour e cig and m-st-rb-t- … at the same same time. enjoy ! inspired by mr simon who reccomends this after a stressful day at work. simon said, i’m vapebating tonight , i’ll see you when i’m done.