Story Balls
an emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. the effects can be similar to blue b-lls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.
tim: so, we were hanging out at the mortician’s apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and…….
pause…..
brendan: and… and what? you can’t lead me on like that and then just stop. i’m getting story b-lls.
tim: she p-ssed out.
brendan: why did you even tell me that sh-t?
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