story book


a beginning, a middle, and an end…

a shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an ipa)…

start your night off right with the story book.
at 8:12pm on a tuesday night, tom called for a story book and the troops -ssembled in the kitchen. it’s difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.

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