Stove-Top Nasty
the coolest of the cool. like if the fonz and a freezer had a child in antarctica.
-but then, somewhere in alaska, a young brad pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by ‘the holy spirit of swagger’ whispering in his ear. and he bared that child.
-and then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then f-cked. (in an igloo)
–and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sungl-sses on that baby…
…that baby would be ‘stove-top nasty’
“you just got your dream job?!?! stove-top nasty.”
“that live led zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was f-cking stove-top nasty.”
“she is stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!”
“what does stove-top nasty mean?”
“its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren’t.”
“it’s all stove-top nasty, n-gg-”
“if jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be f-cking stove-top nasty, for sure.”
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