stove


to do something of extreme stupidity.
-“omg i just gave away all my cr-p to some stranger on accident”
-“f-ckin stoved!”
a white woman who only likes black guys bbc sl-t and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. she has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. it’s black or nothing.
girl: “oh he’s cute, would you date him?”

stove: “ew, no he’s not black.”
the process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.
oh my g-d! he had his head stoved in with a brick!

or

i’m so gonna stove that cats head in.
its a gun. usually an ak-47
person 1: take a look at that stove.
person 2: it’s not a stove! it’s a gun.
fear causing, tremble making, hand quivering nightmare!
“you better stay away from that stove, dont wanna drop your drink.”
to drunkely haul off and punch someone
chase: you want me to stove this motherf-cker, huh?
chris: ha ha, stove him dude, stove him!
mindless smashing or slashing.
eh cod me ah pr-ck so ah stoved his heed in way a boatel eh buc

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