Stowaway Stoner


a person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.
person 1:
“that girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. we hardly even know her…”

person 2:
“yea, i know. she’s such a stowaway stoner.”

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