stowel
a sam towel. what you get when you combine a sam and a towel, or when a person named sam exhibits towelish attributes. this is a newly discovered towel form, and should be approached with caution.
person a: a sam towel, also known as a stowel
person b: a hybrid…interesting
person a: indeed
person b: we’ll need to do some experiments to see just how absorbent this “stowel” is
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