straddling the fence


an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
d-mn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she’s really old.

we got so messed up last night john was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

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