stragina
a stragina is a usually a straight, but bi-curious man that hooks up with other guys and likes to wear women’s panties and treated like a woman. you typically see these straginas at the redneck bars, hunting, fishing, partic-p-ting at tea party rallies usually with some h-m-phobic statement sign.
straight (man) + v-g-n-(envy) = stragina
gay 1: what did you do last night?
gay 2: i went on craigslist looking for some straight man.
gay 1: any luck?
gay 2: sorta. i met this married guy who was 6’3, 190, big and butch…but….
gay 1: but?
gay 2: it was that guy that beat me up at the bar 4 years ago, he didn’t remember me, and as he took of his pants he tells me that he wants to bottom, then i saw his pink lace panties.
gay 1: omg, a stragina?!
gay 2: yep. i told him to get his stuff and go, i don’t need that cr-p.
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