straight edge poser


a person who just because made friends with someone who say they are “straight edge” has now just suddenly turn/became straight edge. when he/she drinks,has s-x all the time,does drugs,or cuts themself. and if their friend stops being straight edge they will too.
strait edge poser:” this guy really likes me because he knows that i’m straight edge”

non straight edge person: “what do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night.”

straight edge poser: “shut up! -takes ecstacy pills-

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