Straight-Gay Best Friend
a straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. they are attracted to the opposite s-x, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. they struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-s-xual. they enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.
person 1: “how did you find that dress?”
person 2: “my straight-gay best friend found it for me!”
person 1: “oh my g-d it looks great!”
-girly screams and giggles-
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