Straight Pies n Ham


when someone is talking absolute sh-t.

couldnt be further from the truth.
nathan: “hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?”

darren:”yeh man , what about her?”

nathan:”i totally demolished her p-ssy , she fkn loved it!”

darren:”not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking straight pies n ham”

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