straight plan for the gay man


opposite of queer eye for the straight guy
the metros-xuals are taking over!
an american program on comedy central, this show is a spoof of “queer eye for the straight guy.” it features four straight comedians (curtis gwynn, billy merritt, kyle grooms, rob riggle), who are known as the flab four. they make over a gay man on each episode so he can p-ss as straight.

the make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. there were only three episodes.
in the three episodes of straight plan for the gay man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (i-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.
1.revenge by public whiners on the gay people from queer eye for the straight guy.
2.a h-m-phobe’s version of queer eye for the straight guy
3.money induced t.v. drivel
4.when a bad idea from the start gets worse
hey, queer eye for the straight guy sucks, because there’s a new one now. let’s watch that instead.
marino the sk-nk, who is gay and likes c-ck. he should be on straight plan for the gay man
marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you f-g

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