straight poop
the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to “straight dope”
a: “man, there are nothing but obama-loving chicks shopping at this whole foods store!”
b: “dude – how can you tell that?”
a: “i can just tell…”
b: “c’mon! give me the straight p–p.”
a: “just look at , em! they all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot’s full of prius’s with “coexist” stickers on them.”
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