Straight-Up Dankness
the quintessential manifestation of the divine g-d in human form. it is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. for example, jimmy neutron, but greater. usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. for example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies straight-up dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. it matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, comp-ssion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, straight-up dankness, to all of our lives.
john felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. his eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. john said to edward, “now that is the definition of straight-up dankness.”
edward replied, “indeed,” as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.
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