Straightass


-adjective

1. relating to an -ss without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. honest person who speaks direct about -n-l.

-noun

1. a person who is acting like a h-m-s-xual, but in fact is a heteros-xual.
-adjective

“oh, there is my missing toothbrush”

“yeah, pardon my straight-ss. i coincidently put it up my -sshole”

-noun

1.”hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?”

2.”what…?”

1.”well, i was able to suck d-cks until i farted in which made me spit c-m on my new jacket”

2.”liar, liar pants on fire! n-gg- you are a f-cking straight-ss”

1. “i swear man. i put that on my grandma’s little cousin’s uncle’s dogs master’s nephew. i am not even lying. ”
something that is not somewhat bullsh-t but rather completely and utterly bullsh-t.
joe: yo they said sebastian telfair was supposed to be good in the nba.

bob: no, sebastian telfair is straight -ss.

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