straightware
similar to “gaydar,” straightware is a heteros-xual person’s intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men
at the c-cktail party, frank used his straightware to sense that it was “safe” to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.
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