Strange Lollipop
the ugliest p-n-s anyone will ever see in their life.
the p-n-s is often red and sweaty like a lollipop.
it’s tip of the head is often soggy but hard around the ring of the p-n-s thus calling it “strange lollipop”
hehe! nelson has a very icky icky sweaty ugly strange lollipop!
bobby made mary suck his strange lollipop!
polly fell in love with mathew’s strange lollipop!
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