Strap job
noun:
when someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don’t got a d!
-i saw garrett give sydney a strap-job on the bus.the shame…
a person who is a jerk-off, or an -sshole. a person you want nothing to do with cause you cant stand them because they act like a douche bag.
floyd mayweather is a strap job. he only fights guys who are over the hill.
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