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Strapping Off

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  when someone pours salt down a female’s -ss crack while they are on their period “i would lick that salt off your -ss like a margarita.” “well its more like a straw-ber-ita down there right now.”

• Swick muffin

  i don’t know i just made it up; can’t just put a word up and say it’s a real word shut up geoff it’s your birthday you swick m-ffin

• Tanker Head

  big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body look at jimmy’s head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

• Taterbaste

  rubbing your ball sack in mashed potatoes i taterbasted my ball sack in the mashed potatoes at my family’s thanksgiving dinner

• thai take-out

  placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one’s -n-s/v-g-n-; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives. tom, stop by the pet store… i’m thinking thai take-out tonight. wink.

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