Strasser

pr-nounced straw- sir: the last name of a person who is incredibly good-looking, out going, hard working, gunslinging, musically gifted, adventurous, and all around fun.
if you happen to meet a str-sser it is your lucky day because there aren’t many true blue str-ssers in the states.

str-ssers have a reputation that precedes them anywhere, whether to the dentist or to college, and that reputation is a good thing. if you are a str-sser you know that it is a matter of pride to uphold the family name in every way shape or form. str-ssers have two theme songs; “i’m a str-sser, yes i am” and “we’re great but no one knows it”
i’m a str-sser, yes i am. so if you want to study a str-sser i’m a living specimen. maybe you think i’m just like anybody else you meet, but take it from me, your sure to agree, we’re different as can be. i’m a str-sser, through and through, so if you want to study a str-sser by the things i say and do remember i’ve learned to camp since i was two, there’s nothing we can’t whether! str-sser good looks come shining through, we’re always found together! maybe you’d like me to introduce one of my fabulous cousins to you, so you can be a str-sser too!!
a word describing someone who is awesome yet emo
“i love you”says me
“thats cool im sad” say someone who is str-sser