strategic vom


a big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won’t wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)
“man, if it weren’t for that strategic vom last night when i got home from dinner at my boss’s house, i wouldn’t even be around to share this story”
the vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.
look man, if you’re starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

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