Stratobastard


someone obsessed with stratocasters, who also posseses b-st-rdican properties
that guy is such a stratob-st-rd
a crazy b-st-rd that does crazy things and always wears a black suit in a leisurely manner.
the stratob-st-rd smashed a o’possum wish that rock!
someone that has been acting like a fool for ever and has no redemption

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