straw hat
a straw hat is a brimmed hat that is woven out of straw or reeds.
people who wear straw hats do so to let it be known ‘all the f-cks they give’, if one was to add up all those f-cks; the total f-cks given would be zero.
the wearing of the straw hat is a statement to a judgemental world. that statement is ‘look at all the f-cks i give’.
if the wearer is worthy, it can be said the straw hat is wearing him/her
“i’m wearing a straw hat; does it look like i give two f-cks?”
person 1,”look at that guy wearing a straw hat; he clearly gives no f-cks.”
person 2, “noman, he’s one of the chosen few; the straw hat is wearing him”
boss or person in charge.
who’s the straw hat on this job?
don’t listen to him — i’m the straw hat on this job!
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