street surgeon
a black market doctor; usually someone who counts showing up for one cl-ss of med school as experience, who will perform crude medical procedures for cash. it usually is someone who patches up gangsters who have been shot, does black market organ donations or back-alley abortions. his office can be usually be found in an alley or conveniently from the trunk of his car.
“i couldn’t afford my next mortgage payment; and needed the cash to avoid foreclosure, so i decided to sell my left kidney and spleen. i found a street surgeon who is more than willing to remove and sell them for a good price.”
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