Stretch the rubber band


this happens when you are having s-x with a girl doggy style. you take one of your thumbs and rub her b-tthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her b-tthole with your thumb. once you get her b-tthole looser then you insert your other thumb. so at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her b-tthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her b-tthole out. now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
man last night i was having s-x with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

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