Stretchy 8
when a woman has had tons of s-x v-g-n-lly and -n-lly, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an ilady) get stretched out considerably. a stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.
“i slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that i was even inside her!! talk about a stretchy 8 – after several kids and apparently tons of s-x, her sh-t was loose as a goose!! she needs a v-g-n-l rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! d-mn!!
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