Strip Happens
when you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn’t working that night.
“i drove all the way across town so i could get a lap dance from liz, but when i got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. oh well, strip happens.”
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