stroke station
location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). prior to the internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. post-internet, it is definitely in front of a man’s man cave computer. stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple j-zz rag for the more advanced stroker.
wife: the only s-x you’re having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!
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