jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a “p-n-s” or “d-ck”
i saw a bad -ss b-tch on the tv that got me super hard so i decided to stroke the cactus
- clinton it
denying incriminating facts up until your last breath despite the obviousness of your involvement. guy 1: dam dude, my girl caught me cheating last night. what should i do? guy 2: nah it’s cool dude, just clinton it.
- emoji movie
a movie with a very creative theme. i’ll be surprised if anyone will be r-t-rded enough to waste 5 dollars on a -ss movie. boss: you! how long does it f-cking take to think of an idea for a movie?!?! director: idk, well just make an emoji movie then! -storms out- boss: eureka! i’ll make […]
- tar tar
what extremely rich people say in p-ssing when partaking in rich people activities. also see – “ta ta” my, we must be on our way or else our chauffeur may not be able to transport us to the scheduled polo sporting event in a timely fashion. tar tar. synonym for r-t-rded or if you’re pc, […]
very beautiful, always get cheated on but remains strong. never puts up with no ones bullsh-t will knock a girl out in seconds. always crazy about her friend. someone you will never forget about. is not a hoe. p-ssy tight asf💯💯💯 i want to be like phisline.
- samsung galexy note 7
samsung’s f-ck up of a phone, that when you charge it it becomes the equivalent of a bomb. person 1:”hey, i just got a samsung galexy note 7.” person 2:”so you bought a bomb that can call and text?” person 1:” and play games.”