Stroke the Salami
1. to tamper with a piece of meat.
2. to grip one’s own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve -rg-sm (cream-ation).
adapted from american pie
see also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f-cking myself
yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. she wouldn’t back off a n-gg-.
male masturbation
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